Duel (DM4)
ax3
vs
happy.zip
10 minutes, Deathmatch 3, Teamplay 2
Mon 28 August 2006 on OFQSP | Ktpro | Edmonton
low avg high team total players RA YA GA
79 80 79 69 73 1 8 2 11
13 14 13 aiw 2 1 13 3 9
ping pl frags team name Kills Deaths RA YA GA
79 0 73 69 ax3 74 9 8 2 11
13 0 2 aiw happy.zip 7 84 13 3 9
Award Score Winner(s)
Efficiency 90.1 ax3
Frag Streak 17 ax3
Spawn Fragger 16 ax3
Unluckiest Spawner 16 happy.zip
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 18:07
#1:
def
Sure must be fun beating on someone who is a Starcraft player loading up Quakeworld for the first time. Nice ownage. Congrats!
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 18:10
#2:
gocry
go cry, atleast he didnt beat me like the 1year old quakeworld player.. came straight from solitare to dismount you.. thanks for posting.. keep being a peon, i so look up to you.
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 18:13
#3:
def
"at least he didnt beat me..."

lol!?
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 18:14
#4:
Immy
for BETTER MORE EXCITING DEMOS check out the DEMO PACK AND LOOK FOR THE SANE VS DEF DEMOS, they show def's true skill as a quakeworld player... he moves like never before, aims like its his last day on earth, and shoots walls like its his job!... congradulate him everyone on winning the "SERIOUS" HARDCORE, ultra L33t, USA tourney!!!!

CONGRADULATIONS DEF!!!***** AG FANBOY HERE FOR LIFE!
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 18:16
#5:
Immy
now im done for real, be mad if ya ount tewwwwww...

i dont care =).. flame away, and practice up.. never know who you might run into one day on a server.. then it will be excuses etc.. flame.. etc.. ok bud, you have my best wishes, u wanted to talk shit so, keep talking long after im gone.. and remember PEONISM IS THE AG WAY!
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 18:45
#6:
Anonymous
you are a weak bitch in quake and in real life.

get bullied and get fucked in the ass.
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 19:00
#7:
Shaft
Lets start the I CAN BEAT U UP THREAD!, lol, fucking dork , post under alias.. id like to see you punk me irl.. ill be at quakecon, i hope to see most of you there.. run what ya brung..
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 19:30
#8:
Anonymous
yeah yeah yeah talk big talk big
yet you wont show up

shut the fuck up. weak ass bitch.
that is why you failed most of your training.
go scrape vegetables for your big boys so that they can protect your little bitch ass.

weak white boy.
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 19:33
#9:
Shaft
so, you should unalias, come to qcon and introduce yourself to me.. well end it at that.. no more shit talking over the INET ;>,, just come say hi.. and well go from there.


and failed most of my training? LOL you dont even know what your talking about lol, we dont have training in the navy moron.. well none that you would have a fucking clue about..So man up and walk your walk bud..


Like the old saying goes..


play pussy and get fucked.
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 19:35
#10:
Anonymous
your old saying? must be some retarded shit you thought up from your own empty skull.

LOL come to quakecon fgt. and lets see what will happen when i pummel your ass into the ground.

nothing like a sternum cracking is like a choir singing hallelujah to my ears. :}
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 19:37
#11:
shaft
and yet like i said it was the end of the conversation, because you still hide behind anonymous.. show me what your about.. please.. pummel me!, I am more then happy to help you work out your problems if we meet. until then, ciao
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 19:39
#12:
Anonymous
ciao? wow what a great way to avoid a confrontation between us. exactly what you did to everyone else in the tourney.
You want to redeem your self? come to quakecon, my friend.
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 19:42
#13:
Anonymous
ciao? wow what a great way to avoid a confrontation between us. exactly what you did to everyone else in the tourney.
You want to redeem your self? come to quakecon, my friend.
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 19:45
#14:
shaft
see you there.. dont get skeerd... own up to your shit talking when i call you out.. unlike breakdown ill show up. because i have nothing better to do, and i wanna show the community, how many homo's JUST LIKE YOU are actually on the net, video and all.. so everyone can see irl, your pussy get moist, and you cower behind your keyboard... then you will quit quake, because of the shame ;<... so sad..

and if you try to grow some nuts, since they havent dropped yet.. well see whats up when ya get the breaks beat off ya..

Also, please attend.. dont pull a breakdown, or maybe its your for all i know.
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 19:49
#15:
Anonymous
ptff so finally you have to guts to say it now huh

those quakecon nerds are nerds anyway
what makes you different than any of those fgts anyway

you are a bitch. yeah. SEE you in quakecon
you wont show up and i can bet 500 on it.

might want to get fake glassball eyes after i fucked it up good.
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 19:57
#16:
shaft
are u gonna poke me in the eye like a girl? hope to see you then.. nn
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 20:01
#17:
Anonymous
lol poke you in the eye..
guess you havent taken anatomy or physics class yet. huh?

lol right. ill see you in quakecon. actually, ill make a deal with the admins in irc. if you dont show up, you will stay banned and everyone is going to label you a fucking pussy. btw, your so called "friend" doesnt like you anymore. hmm :) i wonder whooooooooooooooo

oh and to say "DO I CARE ABOUT IRC?" is just another sad way to avoid our conflict.

pathetic bitch. weak ass. :}
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 20:05
#18:
shaft
if you wanna suck some dick on irc thats cool with me man, just dont swallow to much, its bad for you.. ask some rock star chicks..

Ill make that bet with you actually, unalias.. come to quakecon, if i pull a breakdown gline me from irc forver ;>.. if i do show up.. give me 15 minutes of your time.. and your still able to get back on irc.. if you so desire..

and as far as my friend dosent like me anymore.. I could give a fuck less.. and no i dont care who it is..

so, show your real nick, show up, and lets get down!! or, ill do you one better... Ill never play qw again.. so step up homie g funk! flava flave.. i hope your a nig, that would make it more interesting.. or atleast a wanna be gangsta white boy, hahaha.. cawmon DAWG STEP UP yo.. LOl
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 20:19
#19:
Anonymous
wow already backing down LOL
as of right now, ill keep my identity private.
i can guarantee you this, you will be up for a rude awakening if you show up to quakecon. :)

see you there. "CIAOZ" :}}
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 20:21
#20:
figures
run, hide, keep your gayness private.. excuses, etc.. i cant believe im wasting this much time of my life talking to somone whos as big a pussy as you are..

i hope to see you, look for my name on the registration list
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 20:23
#21:
Anonymous
registration list or not you are not going to show up. and lets leave it at that.

weakling. gtfo.
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 20:26
#22:
Anonymous
and thats not to say you can say fuck it.
please show up and show me why you have that much confidence. come. i want to break that spirit of yours.
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 20:28
#23:
runhiderunhide
above is all your doing.. mouth overloading your ass knowing your just talking shit...

although i do hope your sincere, and you do attend, because somone needs to show you a thing or too about life, and letting that pretty little mouth of yours overload your ass..

Just come say hi, ill make it my business to be there.. Im not breakdown, ive got a 6th sense that , i dunoo i just sense it, hmmm a gut feeling, you wont be there, and it makes me sad.. oh well hopefully there are some more shit talkers attending, well see who signs up! =)

bed time now, see you online tomorrow, same place, same time for more of your bullshit talk homie
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 20:29
#24:
sigh
just, tell me your name homie, and we can do this thing, break my spirit.. if you can ill even shake your hand afterward rather then spit in your face.
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 20:31
#25:
Anonymous
AHA?

6th sense? more like another EXCUSE to find your way out of things AGAIN. WOW what did the military teach u these days? thought they taught you some martial arts LOL. riiight, that proves my theory then. you cook shit for your boys.

oo and i will come and dont shutter. the rule is unshakeable.
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 20:33
#26:
razor
rofl :D either you both are talking just shit, otherwise you must be HUGE dudes with that confidence vs someone you dont even have seen. what if a 200 kg gorilla-man shows up in your face? :D
even if you are a 120 kg monster yourself you get your ass kicked :)

Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 20:35
#27:
huh?
the navy teaches martial arts? no shit, what command is that at.. sounds awsome.. "another dumb ass statement by yourself." oh and, i cook shit for my boys? lol, stupid nig i dont cook shit, i tell peons like you what to do.. its life, get use to it, somone like me will be telling you to go fuck yourself all throughout your life.. How does that make you feel? And no im not FINDING my way out of things LOL, fucking tool.. i just want to know who to look for in particular there.. i mean, im still gonna walk right up to the entire group and tell everyone to fuck theirselves.. unless there cool peeps from online that dont act like cock's and hide behind the keyboard.. god help you homie, your gonna catch the asswhipping of a life time if u go
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 20:38
#28:
razor
with your extensive knowledge of hand to hand combat, thanks for the superior knowledge. I am most definalty not talking shit, well i am but atleast im honest about going.. Id like to go throw down with someone like this guy.. Im willing to bet, yes im that confident that hes in no way shape or form what he thinks he is, and meerly, "hiding behind the keyboard" if he turns out to be A BIG GUY, that does not mean he can fight regardless.. you know how many guys in MMA Are BIG HUGE, and cant fucking fight? tons..
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 20:39
#29:
Mael
Amazing guys, amazing.
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 20:39
#30:
omg
i cant believe i stooped this low into a conversation like this.. LOL... it could be a peon talking shit for fun =ppp
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 20:42
#31:
ma3l
im sorry its come to this, but at some point along the line is all needs to end.. im not one to talk shit to talk shit, im a nice person until provoked.. now, i just wanna see if this kid if a man, or .. you all know.. im willing to bet, he reaks of vaginal juices ;>...

so, this is officially the last post i will make regarding the subject.. its sad it's been dragged on this long, i should have never even participated in this, its really sad.. i actually stooped to your level for this.. but again i say, if im lucky enough well meet one day and we can do the man dance.. and talk shit after that, we could go again and again, its cool bro..

keep it real nigga's
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 20:47
#32:
phil
this is so stupid :)

big "lol" at these apparently huge physically agressive guys typing tough sounding words online

i can picture them now...

their huge muscle-bound bodies hunched over a keyboard, typing with their index finger, tap tap tap, in the twilight glow of a bedlight, squinting to make sure what they typed *sounds* like it would if you said it, then moving their mouse and clicking "Send", and then going to the weight room to bench press 400kg
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 22:36
#33:
Mael
Hey I'm being fake nicked now, sweet.
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 23:18
#34:
Anonymous
razor, mael, and immy have the same IPs

only immy would be dumb enough to do such a thing

amerikens
Tuesday 29 Aug 2006, 23:19
#35:
def
Why is Immy faking his posts as Razor and Mael?
Wednesday 30 Aug 2006, 01:20
#36:
fenris
LOLFAGS
Wednesday 30 Aug 2006, 01:28
#37:
oneshotflinch
I hope all this shit-talking means we will finally get to see some demos of Immy playing some of the current top players, straight-up with none of that "catch the guy off guard" stealthy fake-nicking crap. Surely since Immy would have no problem fighting anyone who challenges him he would have no problem duelling anyone who challenged him at QW?

I mean, afterall, this is QW and not the UFC or some ultra-violence cage match forum where proving our skills is done through our ability to kick our opponents teeth in. Or am I wrong about that?

If Immy won't accept a challenge coming from Def right now to a best of 5 on dm6, dm4, dm2, aw and skull, then I can tell you right now he's not the tough guy he's pretending to be. If he won't play tough opponents in QW where he's relatively anonymous and unknown then there's no way in hell he'd fight tough dudes in real life, where everyone actually knows who and what he is. Which also raises the question, if Immy has so much distain and irreverence for AG, why hasn't he challenged them and posted the results of these demos in the past?

Who else would like to see a best of 5, loser picks the map, first map choice is random seed, competition between Immy and Def?
Wednesday 30 Aug 2006, 04:46
#38:
daiLLestmuthafuccinKAhnartizt
wow. k.
just so i got this straight. immy did you honestly, just bring up the letters "MMA" into a quakeworld demo post forum shit talk under an alias of someone who your not after aliasing as someone your not? wow. that's seriously like fucking skitzophrenic, multiple personality, mutha fuckin better get to a shrink with your bi-polar, zoloft needing, ignorant ass? that is seriously complex. this is honest to god 20x more LOL then the shit about bd a while back. i cant believe i just wasted 15 minutes reading all this shit on here and the other post. ok. i can. i just won 700 at the jack tables and still kinda tipsy from the 16 se7en se7enz i had... so yea my life is lame and i have nothing better to do at 4:20 in the morning but to read this. i'll cop to that. no front. but wow. seriously. like, are you demented in the crainium? i don't even know you at all, but seeing this shit, honestly guys, check this shit out... for those of you from UK or where ever else on earth reading this, don't think this of some dumb qw drama... this kid really need your pitty. someone get him some medical assitance so he can get the proper help he needs, cause i think he really needs it... GET THIS FUCKER SOME WELFARE PAPER K THX! SECTION EIGHT OR SUM SHIT NIGGA!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
k im done.
wait not yet.
ROFFLE @ #32 you muther fuckin ruskie fawker. that shit made me shed a tear or three. i rarly get to laff that hard over.eriously fil i think you should be a stand up comedian. write a bunch of shit down, get your material str8... wit the brooklyn ruskie accent you'll b fkn killn em k.
Wednesday 30 Aug 2006, 06:16
#39:
razor
I guess he was adressing me and ma3l,
and my point wasnt the size, i just ment you have no clue who will stand in front of you.
Wednesday 30 Aug 2006, 07:01
#40:
thanks
see, now im fakenicking as thanks..

because razor is absolutly correct i was addressing them.. atleast there is somone here typing who has some fucking sense.

and for anyone else posting your opinions.. i really dont care what you think.. all i know, is your punks posting worthless shit from an alias.

i dont have a problem playing def, i never did.. Its all these fucking little faggets talking shit that i cannot, stand.. Like cyan, etc etc, and all these other aliased punks.. seriously.. THEY CALL ME LAME because i didnt want to participate in the tournament any longer.. lol, def says i ran at first sight of competitio.. your so fucking lame for even making thoes remarks, its bullshit, you know it, i know it.. its a fucking game. I dont have a reason to run from competition. You guys def, cyan, whoever else is talking shit.. you need to stop, and grow the fuck up. its a fucking game, im sorry to everyone i even fucking went this long with this thread.. i look back and i relaize it was one of thoes 1996 things i just took part in, its fucking silly and ill know better next time.. But why don't you people grow the fuck up for christ sakes, stop instagating things, mind your own fucking business, stay out of my shit and ill stay out of your shit.. I dont give a fuck who beats who, or who owned who on what map.. I just want to fucking play quakeworld, without the fucking bullshit coming out of your so called AWSOME players mouth. Don't say i fucking run. i have 0 problem playing anyone good, in fact i like it better.. its not always about fucking winning,... if i whine... im pissed at myself for playing like an idiot, im not calling anyone a newbie when there owning my ass am i? no... Just the other day i got owned by buffy on dm4, i didnt fucking talk shit to him, and he didnt talk shit to me for beating me.. cyan, grow up... im not afraid to play you.. we can 1on1 anytime, and if you loose i dont want to hear a fucking word... whats it going to take, to shut the shit talkers up.. THIS is not aimed at anyone in general.. Def, i dont know if you got pussy hurt or what man, i was talking shit about you to your fan boys and i was joking around about it.. read the whole thing.. im sure you can sense my level of seriousness.. I said gg's and nice demos to you, and you go spout off at your fucking mouth like an asshole..?? that is what basically escalated this whole thing.. that and the fact that cyan wants to talk shit about how i was afraid to loose to myth.. are you fucking serious right now? and then this anon guy running his mouth, i should have ignored him from the get go, but i learned my lesson about that..

So, Yes it was lame taking this so far, Def it was lame for you reading into what i wrote to much and then shit talking me on chtv.. in public.. not confront me on irc so i could explain and you could see i was fucking around.

Cyan, call me scared, call me a coward, but if were gonna play.. lets play.... and dont talk shit to me and well be ok.. thats all i can think of now..

#34 your an idiot..

#32 that was actually funny fil, and no i cant bench 400kg lol..
Wednesday 30 Aug 2006, 08:58
#41:
def
This thread is too juvenile to warrant a response.
Wednesday 30 Aug 2006, 09:38
#42:
nifrek
WTF. I never read comments before when downloading demos. This site shouldnt let people post comments at all, this is like highschool. Why cant you all just play QW and stop this. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.

Seriously.
Wednesday 30 Aug 2006, 11:01
#43:
immy
def seriously man, the thread yea, it got way carried away... and i know im partially to blame for that. I should have never even started listening/talking to an alised person talking shit.. but i was drinking and it got under my skin =)..

But, i do deserve a responce, im not asking you to come lan and be my pillow pal or anything, all i want is to be able to play everyone, without any shittalking involved..

Ive meet alot of cool people in quakeworld, some are nice, easy to talk to, and helpful.. You on the other hand come across as an asshole =p.. im not saying you are an asshole, but your kinda the prom queen of quakeworld, man you dont have to act stuckup to me.. I bet, if you would be cool for once we could actually learn something from one another.
Im not asking you to be my friend, just be cool.. think, if everyone was cool, we could produce some great demos for people..
The main reason i decided to stop playing in the tourney was people talking shit.. I made it all the way to my 2nd match, and some alias's on the server were talking shit already.. thats where u got the txt from when i said you were ez like church girls on sundays, and i beat yogic on dm4 etc etc.. i was honestly fucking around if you don't believe me, then i dont know what i can say to change your mind... Me and you havent played a game since... ehhh i can't even remember.. there is actually demos on chtv from our last game, the one u raped me on dm4, and i won dm6.. i still played as nightmare back then.. im going to look at the post date, but i bet it's been a super long time ago..
Granted, I ALSO was guilty of talking shit, when you were playing sane, some Alises again running their mouth so i basically said shit to piss them off and get a responce, that was after the shit talking had already commenced.

I dunoo, maybe you don't care what i have to say or whatnot.. I think you took what i said the wrong way, and took it to heart.. i probably would have done the same thing.. so i don't blame you.. but before you fly off the handle why not just ask me man? if i had something to say about you, and you asked me i would tell you the truth... I think we should talk, and find a 50/50 so we can get back to qw, and end the bullshit going on.. let me know.

and FIL, how much is 400kg anyway?? lol..
Wednesday 30 Aug 2006, 14:32
#44:
dalai lama
stfu.
Wednesday 30 Aug 2006, 15:50
#45:
Anonymous
immy, you are a retard

you shouldn't have dug your self a bigger hole.
now you cant get out like a trap bitch impaled in cocks.

fuck you. go finger your own vagina and anus.
Wednesday 30 Aug 2006, 15:50
#46:
phil
close to the record, immy :p
Wednesday 30 Aug 2006, 15:50
#47:
phil
(you can google "400 kg in pounds" or something)
Wednesday 30 Aug 2006, 17:22
#48:
lib
Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out
Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton

Chorus:

[City of Compton, City of Compton]

[Eazy E] Yo Ren
[MC Ren] Whassup?
[Eazy E] Tell em where you from!

Verse Two: MC Ren

Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga
More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this
But the pussy ass niggaz don't show this
But I don't give a fuck, I'ma make my snaps
If not from the records, from jackin the crops
Just like burglary, the definition is 'jackin'
And when illegally armed it's called 'packin'
Shoot a motherfucker in a minute
I find a good piece o' pussy, I go up in it
So if you're at a show in the front row
I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho
You'll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to
But that shows me, slut, you're composed to
a crazy muthafucker from tha street
Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up shit
MC Ren controls the automatic
For any dumb muthafucker that starts static
Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself
every time I pull a AK off the shelf
The security is maximum and that's a law
R-E-N spells Ren but I'm raw
See, coz I'm the motherfuckin villain
The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin
that's takin place without a clue
And once you're on the scope, your ass is through
Look, you might take it as a trip
but a nigga like Ren is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Compton...

Chorus:

[City of Compton, City of Compton]

[Dr. Dre] Eazy is his name and the boy is comin...

Verse Three: Eazy-E

...straight outta Compton
is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous motherfucker raises hell
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem
I see a motherfuckin cop I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin
but don't know where the fuck he's going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Eazy
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark
except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her!
You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever fuck with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the motherfucker, straight outta Compton

Chorus:

[City of Compton, City of Compton]

[Damn that shit was dope!]
Wednesday 30 Aug 2006, 17:58
#49:
owned
Eazy-E
Big titie shitty bang bang sittin' on a dick
Tryin' to play a pimp by the fifteen clicks
Hoes play with me weekly
So I'm down wit hoe play with my pee pee
Eazy muthaphukkin' access
Saggy baggy ass pants for a happy ass bitch
Ho ho ho to the ho and the cloe
Ski to the E or a piss in the snow
I take a hoe from the show to the mo' to the flow
To the inches where mo' now the hoe is gotta go
Pussy just as hairy as a panda, pink and peppy panther
Panty expander, tricks lick long while I lap long hard and fast
While I'm dippin' hunnies ass, throwin' harder with Barbara
Seein' sexy with Betsy, gettin' ready for Betty,
I hit the hooker heavy

chorus
I hit the hooker heavy
Ready to.... x4

Eazy-E
Use a finger to when them real niggas comes to spread'em
Hittin' other peoples bitches so I'm comin' to ya weddin'
Head and the bill in the dark I begin with my dick
So you can say I have a head start
Comin' from the south of the border, cause I'm shorter
Than ya thought I was wife, whore, daughter in the order
Fuck all that one man one bitch shit
One condom, one dick, switch
To another after gun with a rubber
You can lick me like a lover wipe your mouth on the cover
I never dilly dally pimpin' Susan and Sally
Now you can find the couchie from Miami to Cali
Throwin' harder with Barbara
Seein' sexy with Betsy, gettin' ready for Betty,
I hit the hooker heavy

chorus
I hit the hooker heavy
Ready to.... x4

Eazy-E
Bitches comin' with it for doublemint
Lookin' for ya homies
Cause the hoes know me like they owe me
I got a strip I hit when I'm lonely
Hit a bitch wit a whip and she run like Toby
So never count on me fool when in the true skool
Wit truce sluts lookin' for a crew screw
I flip and I flow when they go kinda low
Hoe better have my dough so suck silly
Hookers could stay or ya don't touch nuts
Really hook a good day
Adios disapear like a smoke your rejected
By a dick thats erect bitch
Sometimes I think I'm losin' it a lunatic
With a lot of automatic shit with clips
It ain't no thang to me it's the same ole slang
To me I roll with a long size gang with me
Throwin' harder with Barbara
Seein' sexy with Betsy, gettin' ready for Betty,
I hit the hooker heavy

chorus
I hit the hooker heavy
Ready to.... x8
Wednesday 30 Aug 2006, 18:01
#50:
owned v2.0
Intro: Dr. Dre

Ha, yeah, hell yeah, ha knowhatI'msayin

Verse One: Dr. Dre

Yeah, Mista Busta, where the fuck ya at?
Can't scrap a lick, so I know ya got your gat
Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs
The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up with
Don't even respect your ass
That's why it's time for the doctor, to check your ass, nigga
Used to be my homey, used to be my ace
Now I wanna slapped tha taste out yo mouth
Nigga bow down to the row
Fuckin me, now I'm fuckin you, little hoe
Oh, don't think I forgot, let you slide
Let me ride, just another homicide
Yeah it's me so I'ma talk on
Stompin on the 'Eazy'est streets that you can walk on
So strap on your Compton hat, your locs
And watch your back cause you might get smoked, loc
And pass the bud, and stay low-key
B.G. cause you lost all your homey's love
Now call it what you want to
You fucked wit me, now it's a must that I fuck wit you

Interlude: Dr. Dre

Yeah, that's what the fuck I'm talkin about
We have your motherfuckin record company surrounded
Put down the candy and let the little boy go
You knowhatI'msayin, punk motherfucker
**We want Eazy, we want Eazy**

Verse Two: Snoop Doggy Dogg

Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Doggy Dogg's in the motherfuckin house
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Death Row's in the motherfuckin house
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
The sounds of a dog brings me to another day
Play, with my bone with ya jimmy
It seems like you're good for makin jokes about your jimmy
But here's a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like
I heard she was the 'Frisco dyke
But fuck your mama, I'm talkin about you and me
Toe to toe, Tim M-U-T
Your bark was loud, but your bite wasn't vicious
And them rhymes you were kickin were quite bootylicious
You get with Doggy Dogg oh is he crazy?
With ya mama and your daddy hollin' Bay-Bee
So won't they let you know
That if you fuck with Dre nigga you're fuckin wit Death Row
And I ain't even slangin them thangs
I'm hollin' one-eight-seven with my dick in yo mouth, beeyatch

Interlude: RBX

Yeah nigga, Compton and Long Beach together on this motherfucker
So you wanna pop that shit get yo motherfuckin cranium cracked nigga
Step on up. Now, we ain't no motherfuckin joke so remember the name
Mighty, mighty D-R. Yeahhh, MOTHERFUCKER!

Verse Three: Dr.Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg

Now understand this my nigga Dre can't be touched
Luke's bendin over, so Luke's gettin fucked, busta
Musta, thought I was sleazy
Or though I was a mark cause I used to hang with Eazy
Animosity, made ya speak but ya spoke
Ay yo Dre, whattup, check this nigga off loc
If it ain't another ho that I gots ta fuck with
Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick's gots to fit
With my nuts on ya tonsils
While ya on stage rappin at your wack-ass concerts
And I'ma snatch your ass from the backside
To show you how Death Row pull off that who-ride
Now you might not understand me
Cause I'ma rob you in Compton and blast you in Miami
Then we gon creep to South Central
On a Street Knowledge mission, as I steps in the temple
Spot him, got him, as I pulls out my strap
Got my chrome to the side of his White Sox hat
You tryin to check my homey, you better check yo self
Cause when you diss Dre you diss yourself, MOTHERFUCKER
Yeah nigga...

Outro: Snoop Doggy Dogg

Yeah, nine-deuce
Dr. Dre, dropin chronic once again
It don't stop, Punishing punk motherfuckers real quick like
Compton style nigga,
Doggy Dogg in the motherfuckin house, yeah
Long Beach in the motherfuckin house, yeah
Yeah, straight up, really doe
Breakin all you suckaz off somethin real proper like
YouknowhatI'msayin?
All these sucka ass niggaz can eat a fat dick
Yeah, Eazy-E Eazy-E Eazy-E can eat a big fat dick
Tim Dog can eat a big fat dick
Luke, can eat a fat dick, yeah...
Wednesday 30 Aug 2006, 18:28
#51:
shaft
ok phil, then im no way near it LOL? ;>
Wednesday 30 Aug 2006, 23:23
#52:
happy.zip
this place is funny
Thursday 31 Aug 2006, 02:31
#53:
bootz
rofl fuck that crackz me up this compton shit hell yea i was thinking the exact same thing fuck all this big ass posts like fuck who really has the time to read this shizit
Thursday 31 Aug 2006, 14:02
#54:
Anonymous
LMAO @ QW!!!11
Wednesday 06 Sep 2006, 00:08
#55:
vb
I second that, lmao
Wednesday 06 Sep 2006, 12:24
#56:
apokalypze
You're all haters. :\
Wednesday 06 Sep 2006, 12:31
#57:
apokalypze
And could you please stick to posting your dumb hip hop lyrics at raptard.com?
Tuesday 12 Sep 2006, 23:42
#58:
vb
apok hates hate :o
Wednesday 27 Sep 2006, 06:07
#59:
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